It’s Like The Bible! And A Possible UC Cure. Cthulhu Begone!

Posted: January 31st, 2010 in Forteana, humor, philosophy, religion, secret societies
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The Necronomicon

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Posted to YouTube on October 15, 2009

This decidedly humorous parody ( is it, really?) of a commercial for the “Mad Arab” Abdul Alhazred’s dreaded Necronomicon was passed along to us by the notorious Fortean known as Pucabob from deep within his lair in the wilds of southern Maine via Yahoo’s Fortean discussion group known simply as Fort.

Some may scoff, but remember dear readers, the voice of Cthulhu has been recorded!

As an added public service, our Puca also sent along the commercial below, this one for the purpose of flogging the Great Old Ones’ newest concoction, generously ladled from their roiling cauldrons of calamity, designed, we are told, to protect us from those nasty, nasty Flying Polyps. Somehow I doubt it’s FDA approved, but, hey, you never know…

Elder Sign

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  1. Tom Cosgrove says:

    What else have you got?!
    Byhakee Birds?
    Pickman and his “possee”?
    Love to see that interview…

  2. warlockasylum says:

    This is really good! LOL!

  3. Susan says:

    Oh, that’s good! Fying Polyps and the angst of how insignificant we are in the universe!!

    I once knew (well, online ‘knew’) someone quite active in online ufo abduction circles who was dead serious about aliens implanting (via anal probes) and attaching into the colon of male humans (when they couldn’t find enough females to do it a more convenient way). The person called the implants “fetal ravioli-patch alien hybrids”! The stealthy aliens would abduct the unknowing male and remove (via anal probe again) the ravioli babies, to what end….he wasn’t sure. ;-)

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