The Fastest Living Thing on the Planet!

I must say I was surprised… and I think you will be, too! Very cool. Seriously, I simply would never have guessed.

Mars Critter T Shirts And Gear!

I’d like to thank Jamie for enthusiastically modeling my Mars Critter shirt. It’s really a lot of fun making all these images, arranging them as nicely as I can on the clothes and the gear… keeps me out of trouble and puts a smile on my face… and gives me an excuse to peruse NASA images looking for weird stuff…!

Winnsboro Man Says There’s Life on Mars. Damn Straight, Man!

I’ve been meaning to post this for ages, but I am just well and truly shot, so, here it finally is. And I’ve got another one I’ve been meaning to post for ages, too. Sigh. I used to spend many an hour totally absorbed in reading the discussions on and digesting the wonderful evidence contained [...]

Critter! Yes, A Critter – Captured On Video – Nice!

For these reasons, my opinion of this object is that it is yet another example of a plasma critter. A very nice example. It is a living creature. One that lives in the atmosphere. (its ocean, as it were), at levels even reaching a touch into space.

Dinochelus ausubeli, A Wicked-Clawed Deep Sea Nasty.

Wow, man, that’s one hell of a claw! I’m diggin’ it. It reminds one of a precision instrument that some technician might wield for maximum tweakage of something obscure and specialized.

“He’s Got The Cutest Little Feet!”

What this actually is caught me by surprise when I read the description below. Always pictured an adhesive pad as, well, an adhesive pad. I would never have imagined that at least this species of beetle is perched on a large array of extremely tiny feet. Wicked! The things we learn…

Well, Hi There!

I love this guy. What a strange and lovely face.

Explain THIS! A Video by Lunar Explorer Italia

A new video from the boffins over at Lunar Explorer Italia, this one dealing with an interesting look at what is perhaps yet another fossil, a flat little round guy of a nice size this time, unfortunately broken. But it’s reconstructed… and shown to compare favorably with an Earth organism called a Nummulite.

Shine A Light On Me

Well, well now… this creature is certainly unusual… it’s half animal… and it’s half plant… and according to this article in LiveScience, the only one known to possess a certain unique quality – making it’s own chlorophyll and it’s own food – from light! How weird is that?

Critters. Flying Critters. Sighted!

And the reason it is so, to me, is because, as a Fortean and big fan of both on and off-world cryptozoology, it is my humble opinion that these two sightings are appearances of a “new” form of life that I’ve recently rekindled my interest in and have become very hot on… the Critter, or, the Plasma Lifeform.

The Critters Of Enceladus

What the heck is that? I just knew you’d ask. This JPL image is a crop I chopped from the “full-res” image number N00121336 taken by the Cassini mission to Saturn, the top right catches a bit of the moon Enceladus. The thing at center left is, as you might imagine, unidentified. [...]

Confusion In The Sewers!

[...] The hapless stars of the bayou video also didn’t sport the bizarre spiky appendage that the third critter wields menacingly at the camera… indeed, that third fella is the one… the one that gets me to thinking that these are not your typical assemblies of worms… it’s stranger than the first two… much stranger… [...]

Cameron Village Infested! Unknown Life Form.

[...] These creatures were found in the sewer lines under Cameron Village in Raleigh, North Carolina. I don’t have knowledge of sewer-dwelling lifeforms, so I really can’t say, as it does in the description, that this is an unknown lifeform, but, it looks like it could qualify as such; and the operators of the camera certainly seem fascinated by it… [...]

Hey, Marvin, We Found Your Teapot.

[...] Spotted long ago by Tim Beech, one of the original investigators of Martian photographic anomalies, it shows an object that resembles for all the world the classic spout of an English teapot, ready to pour a little cheer into our lives. This particular teapot spout, however… I am currently thinking… is another in a series of Martian critters [...]

Mars. Spirit. Do We Have… A Live One?

This “rock” is what caught my eye. As Skipper intimates with his writing; and after looking so closely and so extensively into the wee hours… I am of the opinion that this rock… ain’t no rock. No, I think we’ve got a live one here.

The Green, Green Grass Of… Moon?

This is a crop of the somewhat notorious Apollo 17 image AS17-137-20925HR. Why notorious? It’s that green thing. Some have been so bold as to suggest it’s some sort of lifeform. Since this is the moon, I’m not too sure about that conjecture. [...]

Anomalous Atmospheric Animal?

Perhaps the strangest thing I’ve ever seen, I don’t feel too comfortable in referring to it as a craft… it seems much more along the lines of an organism to me… like Story Musgrave’s ‘worm,’ and the somewhat similar forms seen sometimes in Mexico and recently in Argentina… albeit with a more complex branching form rather than their typically single element shapes. [...]

Sand Dunes? Or Martian Critter Colony?

[...] Sand dunes. What else could it be? There are only sand dunes on Mars, right? Yeah, and I’m the Queen of the Nile. Ha! I find it interesting that the majority of traffic at Xenotech Research and no doubt Skipper’s site as well is from NASA and related contractors. [...]