Posts Tagged ‘humor’

This piece, my friends, is truly a wonderful thing… enjoy…

Rev. Pat Robertson’s controversial remarks in which he advised that it was acceptable to divorce a spouse with Alzheimer’s drew a harsh rebuke from God Almighty, who held a press conference today to tell him to “shut the fuck up.”

If one is to have any hope of finding success and personal satisfaction in any form of Forteana – especially UFOlogy – one absolutely must have a healthy sense of humor. It is very much a religion to many involved, you see and there are several factions, all equally as silly.

Found this fabulously Fortean painting by Phil Scroggs combining the spirit of Christmas and the fringes of UFOlogy a little while ago. Nicely, nicely done.

Thanks very much to you all for reading WATT, those few little hits that come this way are truly appreciated. They even help with depression abatement.

So… do any of you have anything you can provide regarding the seemingly simple question of – “What In The Hell Are They Doing?” Anyone?

As Tara McGinley said at Dangerous Minds… “This pretty much sums it up.”

Wow. What a classic shot. What Tara stated so succinctly is so tragically true. What was once the “greatest country in the world” has been turned into something far, far different. And that something is displayed – perfectly – in the fortuitous photo displayed above.

I’m trying to get word out to friends and fans of Jim Moseley that Mack White and I will be having the Supreme Commander on as our guest Sunday, May 23rd from 7-9pm CST.

This decidedly humorous parody (or is it?) of a commercial for the “Mad Arab” Abdul Alhazred’s dreaded Necronomicon was passed along to us by the notorious Fortean known as Pucabob from deep within his lair in the wilds of southern Maine via Yahoo’s Fortean discussion group known simply as Fort.

This fabulous failure in highly classified government signage comes to us via the wonderful failblog.org. I wonder if it’s really real, but somehow, I think it just may very well be. Isn’t it just wonderful? !

[...] So… Can there be any doubt, any at all… that the dumbing down process is now, for all intents and purposes, complete? Can there be any confusion as to exactly why our ever-so evil government has been able to get away with everything they have so far? [...]

Lunar Mining Technology Developments

Posted: June 16th, 2009 in Forteana, humor, Moon
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The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the HF rem peak by constantly fromaging the bituminous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no drammock oil is required after the phase detractors have remissed.

Unleashed upon the unsuspecting but eager ears of 1949, steeped as they were in the frenzied media coverage of the latest phenomenon of the skies, by the very popular British big band leader named Joe Loss.

[...] Poor Teddy.

If he’d been smart enough to buy a Volkswagen, he never would have gotten into hot water.

Patience and Wisdom

Posted: May 2nd, 2009 in humor, philosophy
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One of the greatest secrets of life [...]

I don’t know, maybe it’s because 25% of my makeup is Russian, or maybe it’s just the significance of the guy on the world stage, but, I just think this story… and especially the image… is rad.

“This photo was taken by photographer Jack Bradley and depicts the exact moment this boy, Harold Whittles, hears for the very first time ever. The doctor treating him has just placed an earpiece in his left ear. Date unknown.“ [...]

Oh, Lordy… what have we here… why, it’s none other than the inimitable Pastor Swope… of The Paranormal Pastor blog… who it seems got wind of the the needs of some TV producers for a host… for their new show… to be called “The Gray Area.” So he promptly produced this casting video!